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Oh My Beloved Pineapple

Yesterday we had Jason McGowan over for dinner, and we had some delicious pineapple with our food. It was soooo good. Pineapple is either my first or second favorite fruit. I also like to keep it in the kitchen for a day or two after I buy it because I think it is beautiful. (We got it at Wal Mart for 1.98; what a great price!) Anyway, back to my story… We ate it and ate it… soon there were three tiny chunks left. Then we all realized that our tongues were burning as if we had drunk some scalding hot chocolate. That was how I described it. The men compared the feeling to having just licked a battery. I have never done such a thing, so I wouldn’t know. But the lesson learned here was that “moderation in all things” is really a good idea.