God bless my mother because if I poop half as bad as I did when I was a baby, she’s seen a lot of crap.
God bless my mother because “boys are harder to raise than girls”, and she had 4 of em.
God bless my mother because with as many fights as she refereed she should be a retired referee.
God bless my mother because she’s the best! We love you mom, thanks for all you’ve done and will do.