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Happy Birthday to me!

I am really thrilled right now because I feel a great weight lifted off my shoulders. You see, I have had a large trial in my life, that trial being a desire for sports. I have played many a sport in my time, only to be disgusted and dismayed by the amount of time and effort it took to find players. I have had to return them, get rid of them, etc., with a great lump of sorrow in my throat. But don’t worry any longer. All my problems are now solved, because Joy bought me something I have desired for many days: a set of golf clubs, brand new out of Costco! I love em. I just used em and my drive was completely pin straight after about 2 strokes, versus about 20 strokes that it used to take me. The main differences between these and a some used clubs are that they’re 100% new, very durable, fast, and I gets really good shots, so no waviness will be left behind after the swing is finished. Thanks, Joy

ps –if you would like to donate to Pace’s birthday present, please email Joy