Greetings! My name is Caroline. Here I sit upon my little throne, happy & content as an infant can be!
Hark! What is this? ‘Tis my elder sister, come to greet me & dote on me.
Yes, yes, the feelings are mutual…. Wait, what is this?
Hey!! That’s MY BINKY!
You shall return it to me this instant!
MUST… HAVE… IT.
UGH. Your rudeness has disgusted me & dampened my spirits. Depart at once.
I have experienced the unfairness of life this day, and now I shall cry.