Hey! My sis Rachel is here to stay! Hip hip hooray! She’s been checking out boys so we know she isn’t gay! And we’ve been able to see her every day! And that is a-okay! We wouldn’t have it any other way! If you’d like to visit her, you may! But to getting married soon, she says “Nay”! We think she’ll soon eat her words and have to pay! What do you say?