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McBalderdash

McBalderdash Scores

Thanks for all who played, especially those who actually posted their ideas. The winner is Brad Keck with 11 points.

SEVEN CHANCES = “A shy young man can inherit $7 million if he gets married by 7pm.”

Here is the point breakdown: Joy: 10 points for using underwear in her answer without being disgusting. Ryan: 3 points for getting it right, but minus one for asking a question. Ty: 2 points for trying, get some sleep before the next one. Pace: -1 points for not posting an answer. Steph Z: 9 points for using a name close to Chase, plus one point for having your answer based in South Carolina. Brad: 11 points for describing a movie I would actually rent from the Redbox. Darin: -2 points for liking documentaries about Canada, plus -18 points for insulting the country of which you are a citizen. Thanks for playing! (Cotton, McG, Z, Aunt Melissa, and anyone else we missed your comments!)

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Stories from N.C.

Epsom Salt

Pace mentioned Epsom salt in the post revealing myself as an author, and my mom read it and suggested i told the story. So here goes..
Mom was gone to Utah for the 2 weeks, and we (my dad, me, and my best friend johnny) were going to ci-ci’s. (An excellent speciality pizza buffet) On the way there in the car, johnny is sittin in the back and is being regular curious johnny, and looking around. He finds a bag of white powdery, shelly, salty, like stuff. And goes “Why do you have cocaine in your car?” Me and dad look at each other and dad says “Must be mom’s secret stash.. Lemme see it” While driving opens up the bag, smells it, looks at it, puts a bit on his finger.. and.. Sticks the finger in his mouth. He immediantly spits it out and makes the wierdest “This is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted in my life” face I’ve ever seen. Me and johnnny (johnny and I sorry) begin laughing. I pull out my cell phone and call mom. She picks up.. here is what was said.. “Hello?” “Mom why do you have a bag of cocaine in the car?” “(gasp) Did you get pulled over??!” “hahahaha no dad just ate some, what is it?” “HAHA he ate some!?” “yeah what is it?” “It’s epsom salt” “It’s epsom salt dad.. what’s that?” “It’s stuff I soak my foot in.”
Yeah we laughed some more as dad decided he couldn’t eat very much pizza with foot taste in his mouth.

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Married Lessons

Men who tolerate chick flicks are sexy

Here’s a little “married lesson”: This evening, Pace asked me out of the blue if I wanted to go rent the movie “Must Love Dogs” from our local Red Box. This was surprising to me, because he doesn’t generally enjoy that genre of movie, the genre being a chick flick. But to me, after having had a restful yet somewhat boring Saturday, this idea seemed appealing. In fact, I was delighted by his suggestion. I was in the mood to watch a movie like that, but for a moment I did have a painful recollection of the last time we rented a chick flick which was Elizabethtown, which ended up being the weirdest, most annoying and uneventful movie we had seen in a long time. But nevertheless, Pace fearlessly stood in line in the freezing cold at the Red Box and waited a good 15 minutes for some very indecisive people to make their big $1 decisions for the night. Nada and Darin came over to watch the chick flick with us, too. But just like the last chick flick we saw, it turned out to be slow and sort of lame (although not as lame as Elizabethtown). However, I was very grateful to Pace for sacrificing what I assume were his initial desires to rent a more masculine, action-packed movie. So basically, it turned out to be a successful event, even though the movie wasn’t very good, because he did something he figured would make me happy, even though it wasn’t #1 on his list of fun things to do for the night. The moral of the story is that men who tolerate chick flicks are sexy.

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McBlog

Yet another reason…

Yet another reason to read McBlog daily, Cotton has agreed to be an author. Watch for his first post soon. He says that “he promises nothing” reffereing to the quality of his content, or frequency of writing? I’m not sure, but don’t expect much from him. Maybe he’ll post some of his artwork. And congrats to Ty for posting his first post.

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Personal

My First Post

Hello everyone, Pace has decided to make me an author on Mcblog, and i have to say im very excited. To the point of tears. Well not exactly, but it should be fun. Hope to write some interesting stuff and look forward to talking to you all.

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Tech

New blog feature, not spam!

There is a new feature at McBlog which allows you to “subscribe” to a post. By doing so you get an email whenever there is a new comment made to that post. Just check the box below the submit button after you write your comment. (Some of you might already have b/c I had it checked as a default, we do apologize for any un-expected emails)

UPDATE: You might notice a donation button on the right side, this is NOT a plee for money b/c we need it. This is simply an entertainment option. If this website, or the McCullochs in general entertain you then donate some money. If not, don’t. We are not in the need of any money or support, we just find donations fun. Thanks for understanding

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McBalderdash

Beyond Balderdash

MOVIE = SEVEN CHANCES

Balderdash rules (for those who’ve never played): “The main objective is to make up answers that will bluff other players, as well as for choosing the real and often unbelievable answer. ONE per person. NO SEARCH ENGINES!

WORDS- What is the definition?
PEOPLE – What is the person known for?
INITIALS- What do they stand for?
MOVIES- What is this movie about?
DATES- What happend on this day?”

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Tech

New author(s)

Just a quick note to the fans of McBlog. Tyler has agreed to be an author, I asked him to post any funny stories that happen in NC that we miss, like Dad eating epsom salt, and anything else that’s useful. So watch for his first post coming soon. Cotton is still deciding on whether to be an author or not.

P.S. want to help me design a website? Let me hear your ideas in your comments

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Personal

Sheesh, long night.

Pulled a long night adding voice overs to VegasBrides.com sales videos. Jason McG was doing the voice overs and ladies I’ve found out that midnight is when he can no longer smooth talk. Listen to him try to say a simple website name.

Check it out: [audio:funny.mp3]

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Golf

Club question

Hey ya’ll who golf. I’m investigating a set of clubs for sale, the are Nicklaus Signature Series, new for 2006. Comes with 20 clubs (3 drivers:adjustable weight, under cut steel shaft irons, graphite shaft hybrid iron woods, putter), and delux standing bag for $250. Are these any good? Have you heard of earlier versions of these clubs? click on the name to see what they look like, as of today they don’t have info posted on the Signature series.

The first set of clubs I think is important b/c it shapes the enjoyment level for the rest of the game. Cheap clubs=more frustration=never playing again. Maybe that would be a good thing… but I’d like to get into some clubs for 250 or less, that will be excellent clubs for the next 15 years. Comment away so I have some info, like what do you use, do you like them/why, how long have you had them, etc. Thanks